In honor of the release of Candygram For Mongo’s new album, Bang, we’re starting a new dance craze. Simply follow along at home and before you know it you’ll be going down in flames!
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Begin at rest with a Travolta.
Fight off Irish dogs with stomp beneath telephone wires
Hypnotize a group of weary travelers with your magic, while wearing top hat.
Enter figurative birth canal and be reborn.
Smirk with self satisfaction at your own cunning, with chewing gum.
Almost clap but stop short.
Actually clap on other side of body, displaying gum in gaping mouth.
Travolta – again.
Dodge the bull. Ole!
Drag yourself along like some old beggar from the bible.
Extend arm in gesture of blind fellowship (with top hat).
Ditch hat. Spring into a handstand.
Push out of handstand into 360 flip, landing again in handstand, drop legs and kick off wall, revealing bald head (hair optional), before doing another 360 flip.
“I am a beautiful swan and this is my neck.” Hold for 30 seconds.
Wash your hair in the shower with a bar of yellow Dial soap.
Reverse Travolta.
Lean casually against imaginary light post. *Please note that this is often confused with a Travolta, so proceed with caution.
Play rock paper scissors, concluding with rock beats scissors.
Return to fighting Irish Dogs.
Do your strut.
Use your wizard magic.
And explode in flames.
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Tony Shea is based in New York, having recently moved from Los Angeles after more than a decade on the sunny coast. His short films have won numerous awards and screened at major festivals around the world including Comic-Con. As a musician, he is the lead singer for Los Angeles rock n’ roll band Candygram For Mongo (C4M) candygramformongo.com who has been a featured artist on Clear Channel Radio’s Discover New Music Program and whose songs have been heard on Battlestar Gallactica (Syfy Channel) and Unhitched (Fox) among other shows and films.