Archive of Christopher T. Wood

Christopher T. Wood has been an actor in Hollywood since the tender young age of 36.  He has appeared in numerous commercials, television shows and films and has been loving every minute of it.  He has been known to spontaneously break out into uncontrollable laughter while sitting at what others might describe as a boring audition.  The prevailing theory as to why this occurs is that he has just remembered he used to be a corporate lawyer on Wall Street for eight years and has now been retired for ten.  He thinks that's very funny.

Christopher T. has contributed 6 brilliant piece(s).


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Looking Up and Down on Mount Dana

by Christopher T. Wood September 8, 2014

A decade ago, I looked up at Mount Dana. Last weekend, I summoned my inner Captain Ahab and attempted to climb that very same Yosemite Valley peak.

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Killing Time

by Christopher T. Wood October 20, 2013

A friend of mine had a thought the other day. Just the one. It’s the kind of thing that often happens when men sit around with other men, grilling meat and drinking whiskey. Such activities are known to inspire thoughts. Word is God had just flipped the tri tip when he concluded, “Shit, fool. You […]

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Making Fagen

by Christopher T. Wood May 8, 2013

Monologist Christopher T. Wood delves into dialogue and presents an ingenious meta prequel to the trailer for his screenplay, Fagen, depicting the pitch to the studio. Watch it, read it or both. TS

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The Reluctant DILF…Balance

by Christopher T. Wood February 27, 2013

Monologist, Christopher Wood gets in bed with you to explore the tenuous balance between men and women when they perform that special ballet. Read it. Watch it. Or both. His. My name is Christopher. And if years and years of romantic failure have taught me anything, it’s this. With respect to some of life’s colder […]

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The Reluctant DILF – Al Fresco

by Christopher T. Wood December 19, 2012

Monologist Christopher T. Wood visits a nude beach for your pleasure. Read it, watch it or both. There are moments in a man’s life when ego trumps reason. When, “I shouldn’t” seamlessly morphs into, “Obviously, one shouldn’t, but given my recent burst of awesome, maybe I should.” At this point in the thought process, some […]

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The Reluctant DILF

by Christopher T. Wood October 30, 2012

MONOLOGIST CHRISTOPHER WOOD DISCUSSES LIFE AS A DILF I get it.  It’s LA.  Women have gotten so much unwanted attention from passing romantic road warriors chuck full of piss and vinegar for the approximately 2.37 seconds it takes them to amble past her, women have mastered the art of the “casual ignore”.  That time tested […]

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