DANCE CRAZE: The Kamikaze Death

by Tony Shea on May 23, 2013


In honor of the release of Candygram For Mongo’s new album, Bang,  we’re starting a new dance craze. Simply follow along at home and before you know it you’ll be going down in flames!

4 travoltas

Begin at rest with a Travolta.

and though shall be stomped upon retouch

Fight off Irish dogs with stomp beneath telephone wires

arise with thrusters

Hypnotize a group of weary travelers with your magic, while wearing top hat.

boogaloo retouch

Enter figurative birth canal and be reborn.

chcukle appropriately with maching gum

Smirk with self satisfaction at your own cunning, with chewing gum.

clap once retouch

Almost clap but stop short.

clap your hands retouch

Actually clap on other side of body, displaying gum in gaping mouth.

dance 1 modified

Travolta – again.

dodge the bull ole

Dodge the bull. Ole!

drag yourself along liek some old beggar from the bible

Drag yourself along like some old beggar from the bible.

extend arm in gesture of fellowship

Extend arm in gesture of blind fellowship (with top hat).

full forward flip landing back on your hands

Ditch hat. Spring into a handstand.

handstand against the wall revealing bald head

Push out of handstand into 360 flip, landing again in handstand, drop legs and kick off wall, revealing bald head (hair optional), before doing another 360 flip.

I am a chciken and this is my neck retouch

“I am a beautiful swan and this is my neck.” Hold for 30 seconds.

Imagine a Rich Creamy Lather retouch

Wash your hair in the shower with a bar of yellow Dial soap.

Lead the charge

Reverse Travolta.

lean casually against imaginary lightpost

Lean casually against imaginary light post. *Please note that this is often confused with a Travolta, so proceed with caution.

scissors and rock

Play rock paper scissors, concluding with rock beats scissors.

the fighting irish retouch

Return to fighting Irish Dogs.

the strut retouch

Do your strut.

under the spell of the wizard retouch

Use your wizard magic.

down in flames 2

And explode in flames.

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Tony Shea ( Editor-in-Chief, New York)

Tony Shea is based in New York, having recently moved from Los Angeles after more than a decade on the sunny coast. His short films have won numerous awards and screened at major festivals around the world including Comic-Con. As a musician, he is the lead singer for Los Angeles rock n’ roll band Candygram For Mongo (C4M) who has been a featured artist on Clear Channel Radio’s Discover New Music Program and whose songs have been heard on Battlestar Gallactica (Syfy Channel) and Unhitched (Fox) among other shows and films.

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Chris Boyle May 23, 2013 at 2:26 pm

I love the blue jacket (and so happy to hear Candy is back at it).

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