Animals

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I was in Central Park last Sunday waiting for my wife and son at the 72nd St. playground. I was an outsider looking in from beyond the railing because I had the dog, and dogs are the last of the citizenry that can be so discriminated against. NO DOGS ALLOWED. At the exact moment of this thought, I saw a priest leading several people, who were in turn leading dogs, to a quiet little grassy area in the park. At first, I thought I was about to witness a dog wedding. This made a fair amount of sense, the dogs of two upscale east-siders perhaps aligning their well pedigreed blood lines – Westminster’s a lock! Although, who knows, perhaps the dogs actually loved each other and were for some reason interested in having a civil ceremony in front of family and friends. Now I’ve seen everything, I thought. A dog wedding. Read More…