Archive of Tony Acquaviva

Since the time of the Void, he rode the albino sabre-toothed pega-corn across the Polyverse. His scepter held the power of 50 quasars. In the 90s and 20-hundreds, he was one of Earth's highest-rated radio personalities, at stations such as WHFS, WIYY, and WBAB. Bethesda, MD native, Tony Acquaviva, is now a housewife and HD editor in Chapel Hill, NC. There is a son...

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snowstorm raleigh nc 2014

It was absolute Thunderdome in North Carolina today. Now that the sun has set, people are abandoning their cars and eating one another on the street, in a humiliating orgy of crushed Camaro quarter panels and pink snow. The following is how to survive moderate snowfall (which is what this is). Pay attention, The South, I’m handing out pearls here: Read More…